{"product_id":"diddly-squat-pigs-might-fly-3","title":"Diddly Squat: Pigs Might Fly (3)","description":"\u003cp\u003eGet tucked in to a third bestselling helping of Clarkson's Farm from our favourite wellie-wearing wannabe farmer, Jeremy Clarkson\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e'Brilliant . . . laugh-out-loud' Daily Telegraph\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e'Outrageously funny . . . will have you in stitches' Time Out\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e---\u003cbr\u003eAfter three years, Jeremy Clarkson has discovered the golden rule of farming:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ewhatever you hope will happen, won't.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEnthusiastic schemes to diversify face defeat at the hands of the Council Planning department, or derision from Kaleb. Jeremy's plans for a business empire founded on rewilding and nettle soup are doubted by Lisa. And the stifling thickets of red tape keep only one person smiling – Cheerful Charlie, who charges by the hour.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut the animals couldn’t be happier. A rented bullcalled Break-Heart Maestro is delighting the cows. The pigs are bringing home the bacon. And the goats are . . . most probably psychopaths.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYet on the good days it hard not to be optimistic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhere else do you get to harvest blackberries with a vacuum cleaner?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMaybe it’s not just Break-heart Maestro who gets a happy ending?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e----\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eReaders are loving Diddly Squat: Pigs Might Fly\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e‘Another funny book from Jeremy. This one made me chuckle but, my only complaint it's too short. I wanted more. Hopefully Another book is being written as we speak’ ***** Reader Review\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e‘I love the show and I love the books. Both make me chuckle but have also given me an insight into farming and how hard farming is’ **** Reader Review\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e‘I’ve read the previous books and loved those as well.\u003cbr\u003eWitty and funny with depth and a bit of seriousness’ **** Reader Review\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e‘Loved it, quickest book I've ever read. Can't wait for the next Clarkson instalment’ **** Reader Review\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Scribe \u0026 Sign","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56877258703113,"sku":"9781405961424","price":5.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0884\/0845\/7481\/files\/9781405961424.jpg?v=1773231420","url":"https:\/\/scribe-sign.com\/products\/diddly-squat-pigs-might-fly-3","provider":"Scribe \u0026 Sign","version":"1.0","type":"link"}